I just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean (At Worlds End) and loved it! I am also loving a book called ’A Hundred Years of Solitude’… but lets not stray from the subject at hand…

   The actor (Apart from Geoffrey Rush) that truly made that movie enjoyable was Johnny Depp… Therefore, out of respect for the great (and rather attractive) Mr Depp, I shall name 8 reason why he should be recognised as a God by all…

1. Captain Jack Sparrow (need I say more…)
2. He’s definitely not afraid to walk (or perhaps swagger) along a road far less traveled…
3. His mother was a waitress named Betty-Sue, his father an engineer named John Christopher Depp… Having had a humble beginning, he may be able to respect power and authority more than most…
4. His full name is John Christopher Depp the Second!… if that’s not a godly name, I don’t know what is…
5. He was in a band… everyone knows that music makes the world round…
6. He (and his partner) named their son John ‘Jack’ Christopher Depp the Third… everyone knows that lack of any conventional imagination is the mark of a true politician…
7. He’s not afraid of eccentricities, and therefore could be accepting of most people…
8. He’s a humanitarian… got to love those humanitarians…

  OK, So perhaps I’m only grasping at straws… but I really do love that actor… and not only because he’s hot! 

   Now I’m off to read more of that book I mentioned earlier, another great story by ‘Gabriel Garcia Marquez’… Thanks goes to the friend that suggested I read it, *gives cyber hug*. Have a good night now and (so my Nan would say) don’t let the bed bugs bite…

xNeeky