Two of my favorite television characters on a matter close to my heart…

… I really shouldnt be making fun of anyone elses spelling…

  Ok, so Im sitting here, its nearing 10:30pm and I still havn’t writen anything for todays entry…

… It not that this day hasn’t been eventful, its just that I’ve had so much to do that I havn’t had much time to sit at a computer and write (its a tragedy, I know).

 The first on my agenda was making my friends breakfast… This turned out to be a rather joint effort with more success on their part then on mine…

Both the pancakes and caramel sauce survived however and in the end everyone was happy.

Next and last for me to do was work (Ok so maybe I didn’t have that much to do…). Anyhow, I got a call to start earlier then I should have as a workmate had somehow found themselves germ ridden and therefore unable to handle food. 

I was rather disappointed, I had read my horoscope just under and hour before and some nameless, faceless person swore something new and exciting would happen to me, and that it will give me the much needed laugh I was looking for…

Apart from seeing my friends (a very pleasent pastime, but by no means new), what could possibly excite me into hysterics… especially if I was going to spend most of my day (and night) at work? Dont get me wrong, I love my job, but its not exactly a yak…

So now I sit and I’m still waiting for that much needed amusment… perhalps you have an idea of what could have me rolling around on the floor… but the only joke I heard today produced only a jolly chuckle (and a bit of a groan)…

 Here’s to sharing… 

                          #caution grammar humor ahead# 

  A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

“I’m a panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

“Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”  

~Lynne Truss~

TTFN,

xNeeky